(spoken)

Stank 'tude, acting rude

Always in a mood 'cause this bitch wants food

Bring me charcuterie

I'll speak less rud-e-ly

Just bring some food to me and I'll change my mood, baby

Hangry and snappy

Mood is real crappy

But I can be an angel if a doughnut you will dangle

Chips, dips, chicken strips: Bring me snacks and I'll be less pissed

If you make me gourmet, my stank 'tude will float away

Chips, dips, chicken strips: Bring me snacks and I'll be less pissed

If you make me gourmet, my stank 'tude will float away

Please forgive my altered state; it was my feeding time

My tank was low

I had to obey my appetite

Scientifically, you cannot really blame me

Diagnosed with stank-ass 'tude, I was really hangry!

Deathly sarcastic

Mean girls like plastic

If I'm acting obscene, just bring me some fine cuisine

If I'm unsatisfied

Don't fear, bake me a pie

Grouchy, rude, and unstable, take me to your kitchen table

(spoken)

I'm a gap toothed bitch, I don't need a toothpick

Chips, dips, chicken strips: Bring me snacks and I'll be less pissed

If you make me gourmet, my stank 'tude will float away

Chips, dips, chicken strips: Bring me snacks and I'll be less pissed

If you make me gourmet, my stank 'tude will float away

Please forgive my altered state; it was my feeding time

My tank was low

I had to obey my appetite

Scientifically, you cannot really blame me

Diagnosed with stank-ass 'tude, I was really hangry!

(spoken)

Is... is anyone hungry though, for real?

Beans, greens, nectarine, tangerine

Deepthroat 12-inch submarine

Doritos, burritos, Flaming Hot Cheetos

Acting rude, salsa, and Tostitos

Cannoli, baloney, hot rigatoni

Shut your pie hole for some fresh cannelloni

If you're IBS, just stay away from dairy

Results may be quite contra-rary

Cakes, waffles, peaches in a can

I'll eat your honey-glazed ham

Bitch, do I look like a picky eater?

Bring a garden mix, but bring me a Caesar

Edible's incredible, different kind of vegetables

I'll eat anything that's digestible

Six, seven, eight, the beat à la carte

Feed that kitty right, attitude will depart. (Meow)

(spoken)

Ayo, listen! This breakdown right here goes out to the greatest of all time: J.S. Bach

Dropping bars like it's hot

Counterpoint on lock

Make them panties drop (drop, drop, drop)

Baby got bop (bop, bop)

(spoken)

For my vegetarians:

Chips, dips, carrot sticks: Bring me snacks and I'll be less pissed

If you make me gourmet, my stank 'tude will float away

Chips, dips, carrot sticks: Bring me snacks and I'll be less pissed

If you make me gourmet, my stank 'tude will float away

Please forgive my altered state; it was my feeding time

My tank was low

I had to obey my appetite

Scientifically, you cannot really blame me

Diagnosed with stank-ass 'tude, I was really hangry!