I am always working, but I don't have any money

You're always telling jokes, but none of them are funny

I am folding pamphlets and disturbing the peace

You are painting signs that say "De-friend the police"

I am dropping out of school to go to the park

If you're the light of my life why is it always so dark?

I don't know anything

You don't know anything

We don't know anything together

Life hands you problems, make problem-ade

Life hands you wages, minimum wage

The popcorn ceiling, the great divide

If you think I suck would you keep it to yourself?

You must be thinking of someone else

I am always hungry, yet I don't have any cake

You are always on a plane and the plane is full of snakes

You are super fun

You're a really nice guy

And I'm a psychological superfund site

I am yelling "Someone's in here" from the bathroom stall of life (Someone's in here)

You are logging onto Tinder getting zero super likes

I don't like anything

You don't like anything

We don't like anything together

Life hands you problems, make problem-ade

Life hands you wages, minimum wage

The popcorn ceiling, the great divide

If you think this sucks would you keep it to yourself?

You must be thinking of something else