Plain Jane

I thought you were a James Dean rebel without a cause

One hand in the pocket of your blue jeans

Leaning up against the wall

Like cigarettes, smoking old school matches

I would've looked good in your leather jacket

I thought you were a James Dean rebel without a cause

If this were a movie, I would be your love interest

You'd steal a car, steal my heart, ride into the wild sunset

Dancing on the edge of no tomorrow

We would raise hell in that El Dorado

If this were a movie, I would be your love interest

Instead you picked Plain Jane

Little miss what's her name?

When you could've had fire, could've had crazy

Talking break up, make up, kissing in the backseat, dang

I was hoping I could drive you insane

Bet your heart will be kicking your brain

Oh, what a shame

You picked Plain Jane

Plain, Plain, Plain, Jane, Jane, Jane

I thought she was the harmless, goody-goody girl next door

That dime a dozen kind of pretty that you've seen before

The opposite of what you said you wanted

A Barbie doll made in mass production

I thought she was the harmless, goody-goody girl next door

So why'd you pick Plain Jane?

Little miss what's her name?

When you could've had fire, could've had crazy

I'm talking break up, make up, kissing in the backseat, dang

I was hoping I could drive you insane

Bet your heart will be kicking your brain

Oh, what a shame

You picked Plain Jane

Plain, Plain, Plain, Jane, Jane, Jane

Your cool turned to khakis

Your chucks turned to loafers

That jacket's a cardigan around your shoulders

The rebel inside you has withered and died

And I cringe at the sight of the new you

I'm glad you picked plain Jane

Little miss what's her name?

When you could've had fire, could've had crazy

I'm talking break up, make up, kissing in the backseat, dang

I was hoping I could drive you insane

Bet your heart will be kicking your brain

Oh, what a shame

You picked Plain Jane

Plain, Plain, Plain, Jane, Jane, Jane