(uhh, word, yeah)

God blessed the whole life (uh)

I think God blessed my hoe twice (uh)

Thank you God, man you so nice (uh)

(yo, uh)

If she ain't rich (uh) make her (word)

If she ain't broke (uh) break her (word)

(uh, word)

Yeah she taken but I still tried to take her (for real)

Got her dranking all the Jager I just gave her (for real)

Jolly Rancher in my bartini, favorite fucking flavor (yo)

Fucking with them strippas, counting, saving paper (lehgo)

My bitch bucked-naked like she Mother Nature (fasho)

She let me cum inside now I'm the infiltrator (word)

Her friend want us to fuck that bitch an instigator (word)

Her head so fuckin' fire I had to return the favor (word, yo)

Hate the game (the game) not the player (uh, not the player)

This bitch I'm with right now is badder than my worst behavior (word)

Barely speak english, Google Translator (Jeffery, yo)

Cheated with a foreign, I'm a fucking traitor (uh)

I got that dick on me (mhmm) I got that vibrator (mhmm)

You can die later (You can die later, mhmm)

My bitch was real sad, still took her ass to the club;

Bitch you can cry later (uh); There's no debater (word)

I didn't have no bitches when I was a waiter (for real)

But I was cool with that, I knew I'd have them later (for real)

Dr. Jeff got them "F's" when they grade the papers (yo, lehgo)

Caking on these hoes I'm a fucking baker (uh)

Ask Eddy Baker (uh) that's yo bitch I already ate her

Had my eyes rolling back like Undertaker (word, uh huh)

Stone Cold (uh huh) Kurt Angle (word, uh huh)

I just fucked a stranger man my life in danger (damn)

I'm to faded for the Fader **** I'll call y'all later (uh, yo)

That bitch a fuckin' creamer man that bitch a stainer (yeah, word)

Her pussy is a painter but I like them Asians(?) (yo, me too)

That bitch a calculator she do math equations (yeah, uh)

I pull up to your party with no invitations (for real, uh)

I might just cross that line I got no limitations (for real, uh)

That bitch so fuckin' fine and I can't wait to taste her (yo, me too)

I bought that bitch some mace, I bought that bitch a taser (mhmm)

She bought me a Glock 40 and I went and bought the laser (yo)

Jeffery selling game, I'm selling information (yo, right here)

Jeffery got these bitches bringing home the bacon (yo, right here)

This bitch dead asleep but she gon' get awakened (yo, mhmm)

'cause it's tricks at the club need they money taken (lehgo)

This bitch think she gothic; this bitch think she worship satan (word)

I know if he show up, man her ass gon' get to shaking (word)

This bitch think she going but this bitch be out there flaking (mm)

Tricks be outside waiting, man these tricks be so frustrated (yo)

This bitch out here lying, tell the truth 'bout what you making (uh)

(tell the truth, tell the truth)

You made too much bitch I'm a take it (lehgo)

Dr. Jeffery, I don't fuck with **** (uh uh, no)

I don't fuck with crackas (uh uh, no)

Dr. Jeffery racist; he like segregation

Drinking and I'm driving, **** I'm driving wasted (word, yo)

My bitch got her ass done, I'm fascinated (word, me too)

Forgot I popped a pill, that hoe just activated (word, uh)

Jeffery drop a tape these hoes ejaculated (me too)

Dr. Jeffery, Ph.D. Laminated. (word, yeah)

Old hoes run into me, damn they hate it (word, me too)

I'm wrecking home ****, I made them seperated

(yeah **** blame that on me)

**** YOU overrated

(uh)

*beat continues and fades out*

*idontknowjeffery speaking*

Nah like, honestly bruh like..I really appreciate the muhfuckin' internet like I ain't never been one of them ****, to like, shame muhfuckas that, idontknow take pictures of they food before they fuckin' eat it or go do shit just to get a good pic and like say you did it or try to entertain whoever the fuck watching like I never, like, hate on muhfuckas that do that shit because I do the same shit and I'm glad we can do that shit. You know what I'm saying? We live in a time period where, like ****, you can make money off doing that, like **** that's a fuckin' blessing; **** I ain't hatin' on nobody. I help muhfuckas take pics. You know what I'm saying? We like muhfuckin' plot on shit, we go to places, know what I'm saying, just to get a picture doing this and that and like boom. I'm all for that shit. You know what I mean?