Shopper's Paradise

Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise Habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives Knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits Ozone friendly rape alarms For those blinding dates Another summer of hate It's the top shop for the tired and rundown Going up for the final comedown First and second floors, third and fourth world wars We've got a free pair of flares With every hip replacement Just take the stairs to the bargain basement Babies bottles full ot the milk of human klnd nestle. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls The big shop is open it's a wonderful world Top floor Shoppers' Paradise We've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. We're going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. We take Visa, Access, American Express Patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best Clothes for all ages, mothers and babies Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls The big shop is open, it's a wonderful world Going down for all the things you missed All the love, peace and happiness that don't exist We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix We've got government freeer full of benefits A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Families Carpets, Iinoleum, holy petroleum, Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls The big shop is open and the world Is wonderful Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful