Happy Birthday To You La-La-La

Time to stand-up & hasten away tall Time to snowball the tick-tock Daze Protocol Time to flick your Flock to wake all your Loving Loyalists Time to shine the verge & foliot to make your Pendulum bliss Time to fluff the Pillows of Delight Happy birthday to Beautiful You For-who? Why you! Ooh-la-la-la! Happy birthday to You-who! For You! Ooh La-la-la-la! La-la! Hey! Time to hug items that don't require ice Time to blue your butt & mail yourself to Paradise Time to climb a ladder to kiss your forehead Time to vogue a retrogressive dance on a bed of birthday highs Time to suckle from the swollen breast The best milk money can buy Whoop & swoop - and satisfy You're still alive! La-la! La-la! La-la! Ha-ha! Get outrageous! It's your birthday! Be courageous! It's so birthday! Time to! Come to! Here we go! Time to start this wondrous birthday show Time to stick together like Siamese Twins sharing kindergarten paste Time to crack the egg of knowledge over your head & take a taste Time to wake your inner beauty with a sloppy kiss Time to lick your lips to taste all the sleepy time fun that you've missed Lick the nipple of sanity in anticipation Snuggle up to your best blankey with sexual elation It's your birthday, dance Hedonist dance! It's Self-Romance! It's your birthday, it's your birthday Drink! Sing! Dance! It's your birthday, it's your birthday Gobble! Squabble! Wobble! It's your birthday, it's your birthday It's your birthday, dance! It's your birthday, it's your birthday Relax. Release. Renew! Time to test your teeth while giving your fore-arm a fresh hickey Time to pen a pop-hit popular for both Weddings & Suicides Time to wake before your spouse & scream! What have I done? Time to stir a Stranger's mixed-drink with your drooling Tongue Time to realize, What else you gonna do? Hey! Time to thumb a tack in a cork-board to burst a Leprechaun Time to realize that your ping-pong balls may be half-sized Time to suck the hour-glass sand then clean your tongue Time to hum (uh) Hee-Haw-Hey! La-La-la! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-Ha! La-la-la! Every Birthday La-la deserves a Birthday Ha-Ha, Dough-Ray-Me! Happy Birthday for You-la-la-la! La! Ha-ha-ha! Dough-Ray-Me! One. Two. Three. Four. Ooh La-la's Are Done! A final suggestion to inspire your fun Happy! Birthday! Time to allow the Goddess of Flap-wings to swallow Ignorance whole Time to get from Maybe to Yes in fewer drinks as a lifetime Goal Time to back-scratch a Monkey with its missing Paws Time to dance naked in the Plaza de Sexy for Applause Time to hug items that don't require ice Time to red your butt & mail yourself back from island Paradise Time to wish yourself a Happy Birthday Time to hummingbird the remaining Ooh-la-la's as best you can Now don't go Hysteric Birthdays are Kinetic The next one begins Only when the last one ends And the Seasons Change Back Again Happy Birthday To You!