Bob 4 Apples

Hey darling

I can't open doors no more

'Cause I've become

The welcome mat you step on

So I'm down

You push me out

Hey Sweetie

I can't drive you 'round no more

'Cause I'm no lift

And you don't ever tip

So shit I'm out

You put me down

And I let all your secrets out the vault

But every halloween

She gon' dress up like a movie star

Fresh out a magazine

Baby you know where the parties are

You got me bobbing for apples

I put my head in the barrel

You push me down 'til I drown or I perish

On Friday the 13th

You gon' dress up like a movie star

And make the people scream

Baby you know where the monsters are

You got me bobbing for apples

I put my head in the barrel

You push me down 'til I drown or I perish

Me and you in this chapel

A recipe for disaster

The number one way to shatter

Your happily ever after

Escaping run rampant in my life

Don't be my sacrifice!

A million dollar hook up price

To pay-per-view the end of us

I almost broke his jaw off

Don't talk to your girl like that

Especially when she drive 10 miles

For your trash ass band

And her tire got flat

He got DUI's on the i95

And you by his side

In the 4 wheel drive

For your sake and mine

You should throw a peace sign

To that shit and leave his ass

She said my voice

Is her favorite instrument

Got me in her fingertips

A hard time at life

She help me get in the swing of it

And that's all I ask of her

Through mayhem and massacre

And she looked in my eyes

As she took off her disguise

But every halloween

She gon' dress up like a movie star

Fresh out a magazine

Baby you know where the parties are

You got me bobbing for apples

I put my head in the barrel

You push me down 'til I drown or I perish

On Friday the 13th

You gon' dress up like a movie star

And make the people scream

Baby you know where the monsters are

You got me bobbing for apples

I put my head in the barrel

You push me down 'til I drown or I perish