Oh my god this doll is so cute

It’s definitely haunted. Look at its eyes it’s watching you

PERFECT

You’re buying it on purpose? We watched Poltergeist 2 years ago and you still sleep with the lights on

Great movie! Super scary! Love it!

I don’t understand why you enjoy being scared

Me either but this doll’s coming home with us

Ohhh I haven’t slept in days now

Ohhhh should have left the doll alone

Ahhh! She’s chasing me!

BURN IT! BURN IT!

Ohhh the ghost inside screams death howls

She’s looking at us! Don’t move!

But I really need to pee!

Oh why do I do this to myself?

RETURN TO HELL, SPIRIT!

Awww I’m going to miss her.

I learned my lesson

Don’t buy haunted dolls

It’s a portal to hell

And the door revolves

I am terrified of ghosts

But I just can’t help myself from getting close!

I’m surrounded by the dead!

Summoning spirits again and again!

Hey check it out, I got a Ouija board!

Why? After everything we went through with the doll?

I dunno, it was on sale!

I told you we had to say goodbye!

I was going to come back to it later!

Ohhh I don’t know what I’ve unleashed!

It was a demon.

You sure it’s not a ghost?

Definitely demons!

Ohhhh we speak in many voices

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Oh why do I do this to myself?

AHH!

Don’t worry, I’m a friendly ghost

Then why does your head keep spinning?

It’s just a party trick

Nothing to fear

Just a bit of slapstick

I promise I’ll be nice

If you let me in

I don’t trust her!

What’s the harm? She’s got great rhythm!

Now one by one to hell you go!

I have claimed your immortal souls

She tricked me with a dance!

And a hypnotic trance!

Did we just do a rhyme?

Is this really how I die?

Join me my sacrificial lambs!

Ohhh I really hate being tortured in hell!

This really sucks!

Oh my god I hate it!

And now you’ll join the wretched damned!

Nuh uh, we’re going to be ghosts instead!

Yeah! Wait what?

I learned my lesson

Don’t buy Ouija boards

They’re full of tricky demons

With too many vocal cords

I am terrified of ghosts

But I just can’t help myself from getting close!

I’m surrounded by the dead!

Summoning spirits again and again!

Now we are ghosts

Searching for physical bodies and hosts

We’re surrounded by the dead

Come on, summon our spirits again and again!