Beerjoint

My mother called me up the other night

She knows a lady that'll be just right

Her daddy's really big in real estate

She set us up on a blind date

Went to a place that was not too far

Way too far from my favorite bar

She told me all the loving things that she's done

Not sure she's ever really had any fun

It's looking good through the hors d'oeurves

I held my own through all the three serves

But by dessert, she was on my nerves

I'm sure she's better than I deserve

I like my women in a beerjoint

I like the ones that get straight to the point

Show me one that knows some Haggard and Jones

Show you one that'll rattle your bones

I'm sure the classy ones are all real nice

I like my sugar with a whole lot of Spice

I like the ones that make you look twice

I like my women in a beerjoint

I saw the preacher the other day

Said it's time for you to change your ways

It's time for you to live a proper life

It's time to get a proper wife

I said preacher you forgot one thing

I'm allergic to that wedding ring

Appreciate your prayers and everything

Here's one I'd like to hear your choir sing

I like my women in a beerjoint

I like the ones that get straight to the point

Show me one that knows some Haggard and Jones

Show you one that'll rattle your bones

I'm sure the classy ones are all real nice

I like my sugar with a whole lot of spice

I like the ones that make you look twice

I like my women in a beerjoint

Come on

My daddy called me on my birthday

Said he didn't have much to say

Just wondering if I was alright

How come I've been keeping out of sight

Son, you know you're a lot like me

You're gonna be what you're gonna be

You're gonna do what you're gonna do

Here's a little secret for you

I met your momma in a beerjoint

Back then she got straight to the point

Two-stepping to ol George Jones

Rock and rolling to The Rolling Stones

So, get you one in a tank top

Short shorts and some flip-flops

Make sure she can work a pop-top

Get your women in a beerjoint