Friend Like Me

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

But master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo, and how?

See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say

"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down"

You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'

Come on, whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss, the king, the shah

Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish

How about a little more baklava?

Have some of column A, try all of column B

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

Wah-ah-ah, oh my

Wah-ah-ah, no-no

Wah-ah-ah, my-my-my

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go poof?

Hey, lookie here, ha-ha

Can your friends go abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

So don't you sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what's your wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is rub like so, ay-oh

Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me