If This Hat Could Talk

It's pushed cattle on a palomino Somewhere west of San Antone It's laid on the church floor as I talk to the good Lord Cussed out him for callin' grandpa home And it hit the dirt, one night in Fort Worth When I thought I was bulletproof And it got stomped by a bull named "Mile High" Yeah, but I scored 82 It might just be a dusty resistor If this hat could talk, it'd tell me to hold on and hang around If this hat could talk, it'd say it's 'bout time we settle down Don't ya think we've done enough ridin' away? Maybe we should take the saddle off the Chevy and stay If this hat could talk, it'd tell me to hang it at your place The first time I met ya, I'll never forget ya Snatched it off and put it on the wrong way Hands like a pistol, said, "Boy, take a picture 'Cause I feel like John Wayne" You pull down the brim and I knew right then If this hat could talk, it'd tell me to hold on and hang around If this hat could talk, it'd say it's 'bout time we settle down Don't you think we've done enough ridin' away? Maybe we should take the saddle off the Chevy and stay If this hat could talk, it'd tell me to hang it at your place Wish I could sit and have a drink with it Man, the stories it could tell From the day I got it shaped and fitted To the day it found its nail If this hat could talk If this hat could talk, it'd tell me to hold on and hang around If this hat could talk, it'd say it's 'bout time we settle down Don't you think we've done enough ridin' away? Maybe we should take the saddle off the Chevy and stay If this hat could talk, it'd tell me to hang it at your place If this hat could talk