I said my goal in life is to live long enough

To see myself become a High Functioning Alcoholic

Or something less ironic

Easier said than done

Spinning walls and no track of time

I'm upping my tolerance to headaches and grime

Woke up in the evening and felt in my prime

But walking to my next drink feels like a climb

Oh no, I've gone and done it again,

Lying to myself saying it's just now and then

I'm gonna catch my breath I'll be back in a few,

But I've lost it real fast and I'm alone with you

Blistering heat in my bedroom

Definitely no space for two

So whatcha doing in a place like this

See I've been in a bad mood for the past couple weeks

And I'm trying to find the solution in-between shot glasses after 2am

Listen

Sometimes my surroundings feel like a punch in the gut

And my frown stays around I must be stuck in a rut

She tells me I don't talk about myself enough

But even looking in the mirror is feeling kinda rough

Blistering heat in my bedroom

Definitely no space for two

So whatcha doing in a place like this

Blistering heat in my bedroom

Definitely no space for two

So whatcha doing in a place like this

She says I make her feel good so I think that I've got it

I'm fucking round too much and I've got to jump off it

She laughs to everything I say so I know that she loves it

Blistering heat in my bedroom

Definitely no space for two

So whatcha doing in a place like this

Blistering heat in my bedroom

Definitely no space for two

So whatcha doing in a place like this