Archie, Marry Me

You've expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony

You've student loans to pay and will not risk the alimony

We spend our days locked in a room, content inside a bubble

And in the nighttime, we go out and scour the streets for trouble

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

During the summer, take me sailing out on the Atlantic

I won't set my sights on other seas, there is no need to panic

So, honey, take me by the hand, and we can sign some papers

Forget the invitations, floral arrangements, and breadmakers

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Too late to go out

Too young to stay in

They're talking about

Us living in sin

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, marry me, Archie

Hey, hey, A-R-C-H-I-E, yeah