Can't Go Home

(Come join me) We ain't gotta go home, but we can't stay here (what's up?) Tailgate down, got a cooler full of beer (what's up?) Hit last call, grab one for the road (what's up?) I'm too drunk, and I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home Who's coming with me? I ain't drinkin' this alone Drinkin' 'til I'm near death (yeah), walk around with beer breath (yeah) Moving from the brown to the clear, that's a weird flex (yeah) Got a bad a bitch, but I think she got a deer neck (what?) Either way, I'm horny, I'm susceptible to peer pressure (yeah, yeah) Ridin' in a lawnmower (lawnmower), took her out to Longhorn (Longhorn) She gon' get that six oz and a long one (long one) Says she got a kid, baby girl, I'm into mom porn (yeah) Bust a nut once, need a hand for the encore (yeah, yeah) I want a bitch bow-legged with a credit score fucked up (fucked up) Say her friend in town, but she cool with the butt stuff (butt stuff) Never did it, this the first time, just once (once) Honey's outside with the truck (come join me) We ain't gotta go home, but we can't stay here (what's up?) Tailgate down, got a cooler full of beer (what's up?) Hit last call, grab one for the road (what's up?) I'm too drunk, and I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home Who's coming with me? I ain't drinkin' this alone Everybody in the truck gettin' tipsy (uh), driving like a gypsy (yeah) From place to place, a pub crawl, 'til they kick me Out for being loud, I'm drunk and belligerent (what?) Try to take my license, (uh, yeah) find me drunk on that ten speed Don't tempt me to drink 'til my kidney kills I prevail to drink 'til they empty (empty) Hotel party, about to drown like Whitney Wish me luck, I'm deep diving in the whiskey (splash) More shots than 50, the after spot stays litty I drank a fifth of Henny (yeah) Now all that's left is some Remy (yeah) Told them send it, they sent me (uh-huh) On a path, but I'm dizzy (uh-huh) I'm tryna find me some blow like Monica Lewinski! We ain't gotta go home, but we can't stay here (what's up?) Tailgate down, got a cooler full of beer (what's up?) Hit last call, grab one for the road (what's up?) I'm too drunk, and I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home Who's coming with me? I ain't drinkin' this alone When Traylormade come through, it's gon' be jumping We're gettin' trailer trash, give a damn about offending the public When they say last call to us, that shit really doesn't mean nothing Y'all can't turn us off! Afterparty on the bus, turning up with Florida Dolph! What we gon' do now, motherfuckers? Some will go to pound town, some will raise a ruckus Bow-chicky-wow-wow, drink 'til they ain't ugly If you layin' out lines, maybe you could save me somethin', hey! I've always been known to overdo it I'ma blackout 'fore I pass out Pour another round, I hold my fluid Won't catch me slippin' Don't act any different whenever you see us in person Y'all want to turn the fuck up? We fuckin' do it We ain't gotta go home, but we can't stay here (what's up?) Tailgate down, got a cooler full of beer (what's up?) Hit last call, grab one for the road I'm too drunk, and I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home (Everybody in the truck) I can't go home Who's coming with me? I ain't drinkin' this alone What's up? (What's up?) What's up? (What's up?) What's up? (What's up? What's up? What's up?)