happy f***ing birthday

(Happy birthday to you)

(Happy birthday to you, dear Ethan)

(Happy birthday to you)

You're the only gift I want

I am just the afterthought

Blowin' out the candles

Wishin' for his spot

I know I’ll never be the one

You're lookin' for someone hung

No amount of songs I've sung could change your mind

So if you want me

I’ll be in the corner

Cryin' my eyes out

Happy fuckin'

Birthday to me

One more number

Till the slumber

Thinkin' of my final ruse

Only way to talk to you

Invite you to my party for the

Final time

Pictured you'd be standin' here

But you brought my greatest fear

Sing me 'Happy birthday' while you hold his hand

So if you want me

I’ll be in the corner

Cryin' my eyes out

Happy fuckin'

Birthday to me

One more number

Till the slumber

Open up wide

Force feed you cake till you die (Die)

Open up wide

Force feed you cake till you die (Die)

If you want me

I’ll be in the corner

Cryin' my eyes out

Happy fuckin'

Birthday to me

One more number

Till the slumber