Guys, we just exploded a bus! (Yep)

That was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers (oh yeah)

Is the whole trip going to be like this? (I hope so)

Hades is sending his monsters after us

We're doing something right

All our food was in there

All our clothes were in there

All our food was in there!

Sit tight (okay)

Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary drawn from the quests of hero's past

It's right here in my pocket (it's where in your pocket?)

Oops! It got busted in the blast

What did it say?

Take that bus, to Los Angeles

We're not on the bus (I know) to Los Angeles

We blew up the bus (I know!) To Los Angeles

So, what are we supposed to do?

Wait for another bus?

What if we blow up that one too?

We're lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA

We're lost and it's cold (and it won't stop raining) (let's just go)

No, not that way

No backup plan (no food, no phone)

No adult supervision

We're lost in the woods, and we'll never leave New Jersey

If none of us are making a decision!

It's not safe to stay out here in the open

When monsters are hoping to eat us alive

How do they know where we are when we don't even know?

How are we gonna survive?

It's your smell (I don't smell)

Dude, like listen please, half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's (we smell?)

Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese

So hopefully they just ate

Fantastic gang, well I don't wanna die in the garden state!

We're lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA

We're lost and it's dark

And I think that something's moving!

And I think it's coming this way

Is it a monster?

Hah! It's a squirrel

Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?

Satyr powers, be nice

This squirrel knows every corner of the woods, maybe he can help us

Really? Cause I think that seems kinda nuts (huh)

You hurt his feelings, tell the squirrel you're sorry

I am not saying sorry to a squirrel

He's very sorry, tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy

Okay, okay, I am sorry

Huh-huh! (What's he saying?)

He says he knows where we are!

Where are we?

He says!

"We're lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA"

Thanks buddy!

I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me (I'm getting that too)

Hungry monsters on the ground

Angry gods are in the sky

No safe places to be found

Wanna run, wanna cry

Can't go back to any home

Camp is way too far away

Can't protect my only friends

No place to go, no place to stay

We're lost in the world

And the world is freaking awful

And we're never gonna make it to LA

We're lost, we're just kids, we're alone, this is impossible

Who put the fate of the world in the hands of

Three unprepared scared half-bloods (It's crazy)

So pick a direction

It's your quest! (A direction?)

We trust you!

A direction! (A direction?) (A direction!)

Whatever you decide (Whatever I decide) (whatever, dude, decide)

There! I have a good feeling about there

Children, come inside!