Rusty Chevrolet

Dashing through the snow In a rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Slidin' all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire Oh, rust and smoke The heater's broke, The door just blew away, I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray Oh, the frame is bent, The muffler went, The radio's OK Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Chevrolet I went to the liquor store To get a cup of cheer, Just passed my left front tire It's getting hard to steer Speedin' down the highway Right past the city cops I had to drag my rubber boots Just to get that car to stop Oh, rust and smoke The heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray Oh, the frame is bent The muffler went The radio's OK Oh, what fun it is to drive in a rusty Chevrolet Bouncing through snow drifts In a big, blue cloud of smoke People laugh as I drive by I wonder what's the joke I had to get to Sears To pick up my layaway 'Cause Santa's comin' soon In his big ol' rusty sleigh Oh, rust and smoke The heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray Oh, frame is bent Muffler went Radio's OK Oh, what fun it is to drive in this rusty Chevrolet Oh, what fun it is to drive in this rusty Chevrolet!