Son - In - Law

I'm the mother-in-law I sure am mad The things said about me Have all been bad All he did was Make my daughter sad My no good son-in-law He's gone all night And he's got no job Won't comb his hair He's such a slob Could find him on the corner With the rest of the mob My no good son-in-law He sees another woman on the sly When he said he loved My daughter, how he lied He's got no money or anything Now the other day, he even Hocked her wedding ring He eats so much That we've got no food He's got no friends Cause he's so rude I just can't stand his attitude My no good son-in-law He sees another woman on the sly When he said he loved My daughter, how he lied He's got no money or anything The other day, he even Hocked her wedding ring He eats so much That we've got no food He's got no friends Cause he's so rude I just can't stand his attitude My no good son-in-law That bum (That no good son-in-law) Better find a job (That no good son-in-law) Can't see why she ever married me (That no good son-in-law) She oughta put him out, that's what (That no good son-in-law)