Rich People $hit

Rich people shit, billionaire shit Rich people shit, trillionaire shit Rich people shit, gazillionaire shit If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it? Hmm, a trillion bucks would be the limit on my Visa (rich) First order of business I'm gonna straighten out the Tower of Pisa (straight) Hmm, if I am in Europe and I want some New York pizza (what's up?) I'll have your mom deliver it to my mansion in Ibiza I'll have condoms that are made of platinum In the bedroom, I'm gonna be shining When I get my girlfriend pregnant The baby will be made of diamonds My Siamese cat will have its own private jet Don't ask him any questions Shh, he's a private pet Rich people shit, billionaire shit Rich people shit, trillionaire shit Rich people shit, gazillionaire shit If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it? Ah! Yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts I'll take every single boat you got If I had money, I'd buy lots (right now) I'd buy countries, I'd buy islands I'd put a pool inside my plane I would re-arrange Hawaii so that now it spells my name (hey) I'd be hiring the king of Sweden And I'd make him carry all my baggage (yeah!) Then I'd go and buy the Mona Lisa And I'd hang it on my fridge with a magnet (haha!) Plus, I've always been a really, really short guy But I wouldn't have to be at all (nope) With my stilts made of money, I'd be a million feet tall Gimme that Rich people shit (Cash), billionaire shit (Dinero) Rich people shit (Euros), trillionaire shit (Yen) Rich people shit (Pesos), gazillionaire shit (Ferraris) If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it? I-I-I really wanna go to Mars, but I don't really wanna fly (huh?) So I had Mars brought to me (yeah, right) What? I know a guy So, if Chipotle ever charges extra for guac (what're you gonna do?) I would buy the whole company and dilute all the stock (shut up!) By the way, me and Jeff Bezos are friends, we're cool (Fool, Jeff Bezos cleans my pool) The Kobe beef that I eat's got flavor (I only eat animals that are endangered) I've been giving money to the Senate and the House So, if my business fails, the government's gonna bail me out (Hahahahahaha) Yeah, man Yeah, it'd be so easy if you were a billionaire (for real, man) (Maybe you could use all that money to solve world hunger) What? Nah, I'd rather do Rich people shit (yeah), billionaire shit (okay) Rich people shit (that's right), trillionaire shit (woo!) Rich people shit (here we go, now), gazillionaire shit Uh, what comes after gazillionaire? (I don't know) (Ayy, man, you got that four bucks you owe me?) Oh, nah, I'm broke, man (Damn, ay, let's go through the drive-through and get some waters) Oh, hell yeah!