Chilling on a Saturday just two days past the holiday

And everyone was gone but me and you

Counting all my wishes, looking past the dirty dishes

Take another piece of something 'cause another Monday's coming

And the game was on the tube, but I couldn't tell you who

'Cause I never had a clue, where's the changer, and did you

Know I was wasted?

How'd I get so wasted?

My God I feel so wasted

Wasted, gone and through

Wasted, run right through

Well, it's time to pay the taxes, and the government's kicked may ass again

But it's nice to know it goes to a good cause

And the bills are coming due well before this month is through

Don't you know that Daddy ain't no Santa Clause?

And they say there'll come a day when all this jack we had to pay

Gonna come on back our way, who am I kidding, what you say?

It's all been wasted

Every last bit wasted

How'd it all get wasted?

Wasted, gone and through

Wasted, run right through

I'll be your Valentine, I might just show up on time

Maybe not every single night, but I'll give it one good try

Before I get wasted

Me and my buddies getting' wasted

No way I'm gonna waste it

Wasted, gone and through

Wasted, shot right through

Just today you said to me, the lights still on the tree

Can't you put that stuff away? But today's St. Paddy's Day!

We gotta get wasted

Today's the day to get wasted

You and me getting's wasted baby

Wasted, gone and through

Wasted, run right through