Rumpy Pumpy

Would you like to come and hang out with me?

Maybe we can even have rumpy pumpy?

We sit at the back of the movie screen,

Kissing and a hugging and a hanky panky.

Good god, great job

Let me fill you out like an application.

Beep beep, coming through

Come on everybody do the locomotion.

I don't wanna waste time playing no games,

Can we fast forward to the rumpy pumpy?

We could go and disco on a Saturday night back to my apartment for the hanky panky.

Maybe I could even meet your family?

Come on baby tel me maybe,

How's your father?

Plowing through the bean field,

Beating round the bush,

Maybe just a little bit of slap and tickle?

Good god, great job

Let me fill you out like an application.

Beep beep, coming through

Come on everybody do the locomotion.