Celebrate Your Mother

Celebrate your mother You'd celebrate your father If he's sleeping with your sisters And your brother and your mother But you're always late so today celebrate So celebrate your mother You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy Uncle Charlie and the others 'Cause you lost it bad, how you feeling now? Sniffin', drinkin', poppin', pissin' 'Cause you think it's rock 'n' roll I said, "You lost it bad", how you feeling now? When you celebrate today celebrate Celebrate your mother You'd celebrate your father If he's sleeping with your sisters And your brother and your mother But you're always late so today celebrate It's coming for your mother Human soul consumin', roarin' All the rabid mouths are foamin' for your mother And like a birthday boy, you've got to do it well Saw you once and I heat up again Saw you once and I just partied my friend Because a man never lost, I'm gonna live forever No, a man never got lost and lived in his cellar Saw you once and I heat up again Saw you once and I just partied my friend Because a man never lost, I'm gonna live forever No, a man never got lost and, come on! I want to fuck your mother It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it well But please don't tell your father 'Cause I'll fuck him as well Oh yeah, you are the best in the world Sniffin', drinkin', poppin', pissin' 'Cause you think it's rock 'n' roll I know that you are the best in the world When you celebrate today celebrate it all