(Hello) This is how we greet you

This is what we say every day when we meet you

We are (Hello) Peril, the band of four

We got tunes to entertain and teach you

We say (Hello) to everybody here tonight

We're so glad you could step into our zone

And tomorrow say (Hello) to all your friends and your foes

And tell 'em how we got your mind blown, for example

Hello, my name is Marcus, with lyrics for your carcass

Famous in the Bay for keeping cooler than the arctic

Want some food for thought, Hello Peril is the market

The smartest, even though we're known for smoking up a harvest

Welcome to the city that used to be free of suckers

Till the techies came in Hummers and colonized the gutters

If I see another hipster opening a coffee shop

I'll make a body drop with my signature karate chop

And lollygagging politicians get the lollipop

And competition gets the nuts and the poppycock

Iconoclastic raps we blast at kids

Yet keeping it classic like Krylon and pop-and-lock

And crooked cops get the barrel, impeccable aim

We put an arrow through a sparrow

It's Hello Peril, the quartet, tighter than corsets

Plus cute and affordable apparel

(Hello) This is how we greet you

This is what we say every day when we meet you

We are (Hello) Peril, the band of four

We got tunes to entertain and teach you

We say (Hello) to everybody here tonight

We're so happy you could step into our zone

And tomorrow say (Hello) to all your friends and your foes

And tell 'em how we got your mind blown, for example

Hello, my name is Quasar, I'm the Bay's Darth Vader

I drive from gig to gig my '84 Plymouth K-car

I stay sharp in a tank top, no shame in my shaved parts

I'm a babe who's got great arms like I'm Hagar

The horrible, oh, my god, I'm so damn adorable

Girl, hug me, kiss me, take me places, I'm portable

Kind of sort of like a bass playing Pomeranian

I'm fluffy, I'm radiant, we're not exactly playing stadiums

Right now we're off the radar, we're off to a great start

We play state fairs, and bang the hangers at gay bars

Basically, I get off stage and then I play darts

Come see me at the merch booth, we got hand painted acorns

Life is what you make of it

Right now I'm making a quesadilla para Javier

To be continued, say no more

I got tech bar, I gotta get back to my day job down at State Farm

Yeah, yeah

(Hello) This is how we greet you

This is what we say every day when we meet you

We are (Hello) Peril, the band of four

We got tunes to entertain and teach you

We say (Hello) to everybody here tonight

We're so glad you could step into our zone

And tomorrow say (Hello) to all your friends and your foes

And tell 'em how we got your mind blown, blown, blown, blown