Sitting at home, feeling alone

Staring at my laptop and telephone

I'm browsing the sites, I'm trying to find

Something to fill up the void and pleasure my mind

I'm buying stuff I don't need now

I'm hungry, I need to feed now

Nothing seems to satisfy me, wow

I think I'm losing my sanity

I'm working day and night to pay for my lifestyle

To buy and buy, to keep me happy for a while

Anatomy bathing suit

Real life potato head

Kitty thief piggy bank

Lizard glow bowling ball

Mini hand squirrel toy

Waving inflatable guy

Zen kitty litter box

Yodeling pickle toy

I want it, I want it

I, I need

I want it, I want it

I, I need

Remote control centipede

Gotta go poncho bag

Giant googly eyes

Bubble wrap calendar

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Now I look in my cart and what do I see?

If I spend another twenty bucks, the shipping is free

Another ten percent off if I invite a friend

It's a pretty good deal for both of us in the end

I'm buying stuff I don't need now

This spree becomes the air that I breathe now

Nothing seems to satisfy me, wow

I think I'm just losing my mind

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Hello and welcome

In a few short words, please say the reason for your call

Uh, hi, hi, I'm calling about the—

Sorry, I didn't get that

You can say "shipping", "problem with my order", or "I need a refund" (What?)

Uh, shipping, shipping

I'm sorry, I didn't get that

What? Uh, talk to an agent, talk to an agent

Okay, I think you said "talk to an agent"

Please hold while we connect you

Oh god

Wanna save fifteen percent on your next order?

Just write "SAVE2022" when you check out next time

The holidays are just around the corner

You're automatically entered into our sweepstakes for a getaway for two to Cancun, Mexico

If you spend three hundred dollars in the next three hours on our website

We're experiencing higher than normal call wait times

If you'd like, we can call you back in approximately five days

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