Daytona 500

Animal control came to collect Last night's roadkill from the roadside Where fathers of drunk drivers plant a cross For their loss when the wreck is hauled off I saw Dale Earnhardt Pushin' a shopping cart From the Walmart On the tracks of Daytona speedway Heard him say: "The first to lose the race Always comes in second place" Severed antlers wrapped around a fence Elk harvest your headlamps for organs You keep a deer shot dead in your truck bed And lips knitted kissin' like pigeons shittin' on windshields I saw Dale Earnhardt Feeding ducks by the pond All of his spare change And below billboards Lit through the night, I keep Checking the time to see If it's still there I always end up startin' over again I always end up startin' over again The end of the world is taking forever The end of the world is taking forever