See, I think we just try to figure out too much about animals

We should just leave them alone

I'll give you a great example

In the California desert, they found bones of a prehistoric porpoise

And they're saying it's interesting 'cause this porpoise's upper jaw

Sticks out a lot further than his lower jaw

So I figure he's got to look like

And they're already trying to figure out if this upper jaw was used for, like mating or catching fish

I'm thinking, what if it's just a goofy-looking fish?

You know, like a dork fish

He's like, "Oh, this ain't the ocean

Whoo, I better find me some water"

'Cause can you imagine if you were fishing and you caught a dork fish?

'Cause you know your friends would be like, "Hey, man, what kind of fish is that?"

You'd be like, "Oh, nothing!"

'Cause you know that fish will stick his head out of that bucket

"I'm a dork fish

He caught me on a corn dog

I was swimming underneath the ocean and I said

'What's a corn dog doing underneath the ocean?'

But you know me, boy

I love them damn corn dog, boy, whoo

I saw that bad boy, I bit it, boom, I was in the boat

That's the last thing I know"

It'd be pretty cool if they sold them in pet stores

Because you know, they say pets always look like their owners

It's like you go over to your friend's house, "Hey, Buford!

What kind of fish is this?"

"Dork fish, I'm just fixing to feed him"

"What do you feed a dork fish?"

"Corn dog

Boy, they just gobble them up

But you gotta take that stick out, or they'll eat that stick"