I Am Not a Banana!

I am not a banana I'm not a banana I am not a banana I am not a banana I am not a banana, can you guess what I am? Can you eat me or cook me in a frying pan? Eh! Keep on guessing ya, you're doing good But hold on a minute, am I even food? Ya I could be a baseball, or a house for ants A hummingbird, a lamp, or even corduroy pants A flower, a brick wall, a fork, or a spoon A sunset, a lumberjack, or even planet neptune I could be hard or soft or I could even glow So many possibilities; but here is what I know I got a voice, I got legs, and I got groove And that's right you guessed it, I like to move! So let's to the right and move to the left Let's move up and down, and then let's do it again Let's move to the right, let's move to the left Let's move up and down, and we're not done yet Eh! Look at the floor Eh! Look all around Eh! Stand up tall and spin around and around! Actually, umm maybe don't spin too fast You don't want to get too dizzy and you could fall! OK, take your hand and point to something that's red Next take your hand and point to something that's not red Point to the sky and then point to your shoe And now let's pretend that we're all made of glue! Then hop on a bus that's travelling to outer space! Now play the drums, and guitar, then play the bass! Wiggle around like you're covered in slime And maybe go diagonal, if you got the time Oh! No, actually, stay off the walls please You're not allowed to walk on the walls It's not safe Walls are for curtains, and for coat racks And for all the really nice artwork that you made us last week I'm very concerned. Stop climbing the walls Now this is getting dangerous. No, I really mean it! I am not a banana I'm not a banana I am not a banana I am not a banana