Texas Tea

'83 Caddy with the big square body and the wheels got tucked in

Chewing on a cigarette, looking at me funny, what the the fuck you smoking?

Pop a Tommy collar, and I pop a couple mushies, and I let that shit soak in

Walk into the party, and my neck is on Bugatti, whole bitch got frozen

Got them Lucchese boots on my feet

Punch the gas till my leg falls asleep

And you know how it goes, ain't it sweet?

Texas tea, ah, mmm

Watch skeleton, baby wanna bone me

Record companies really tryna clone me

Got these motherfuckers singing karaoke

No one's Ginuwine, but they gon' ride my pony

Show the titties off, everybody notice me

Yeah, I'm very pretty, everybody want to see

And I'm pretty used to everybody ogling

Now I got that bitch yodeling in bed, I do

Twenty necklaces on, guillotine

Call me daddy, she from Abilene

Yeah, you know how it goes, ain't it sweet?

Texas tea, ah, mmm

Pour me something that's taller than me

Ecstasy when the drink hits my teeth

Yeah, you know how it goes, ain't it sweet?

Texas tea