Found her on Craigslist, kinda deal I couldn't miss

Still, she ain't been wet in a minute

Lined her up and strapped her in

Backed her down the road and then

Took her top off down by the river (woo-ooh)

With a little TLC, she was beggin' for me

Said I'd take it slow instead

And she was revved up and ready (one, two, three)

To get rode hard and put up wet

Every time I throttled down

She was splashin' on the deck

The buoys were bouncin'

I was up and down

And gettin' all I could get

Rode hard and put up wet

So wet, so wet, so wet

So wet, so wet, so wet (so wet)

When I took her out again

She told me to bring a friend

Both of us would go motorboatin' (so precise)

She had that B.D.E. Big Doc Energy

From the front to the back end

The waves were a-slappin'

Rode hard (rode hard) and put up wet

Every time I throttled down

She was splashin' on the deck

The buoys were bouncin'

I was up and down

And gettin' all I could get

Rode hard and put up wet

So wet, so wet, so wet

So wet, so wet, so wet

She had that B.D.E. Big Doc Energy

From the front to the back end

The waves were a-slappin'

One, two, three!

Rode hard (so hard) and put up wet

Every time I throttled down

She was splashin' on the deck

The buoys were bouncin'

I was up and down

And gettin' all I could get

Rode hard and put up wet

So wet, so wet, so wet

So wet, so wet, so wet (I reckon, it's ah, time to load her up)

So wet, so wet, so wet (time to go out, never talk like I own her)

Rode hard and put up wet