Siren's Call

Unhappily married ladies, from all around the town

Have a little secret, that takes away their frowns

Your husband is a beast, a bastard, a pain in your rear

Go down to the seashore, to see if a siren's near

Go down to the seashore, to see if a siren's near

A siren can relieve you of your burden, yes it's true

No man can resist her song that echoes from the blue

If your husband is out all night, or spends all of your dough

Suggest a picnic at the beach, and down the shore you go

Suggest a picnic at the beach, and down the shore you go

Some husbands bring you flowers, others bring you thorns

Some snuggle tight while you sleep, others stay out til' the dawn

If you find yourself wed to a sinner, not a saint

Rely on your local siren, to rid you of your mate

Rely on your local siren, to rid you of your mate

When a siren calls you to the deep, her song you must obey

Her enchanting smile and wicked teeth may cause you to dismay

But if you marry too quick, and he's a prick, and so you have the grounds

It's the quickest way for any wife to lose 200 pounds

It's the quickest way for any wife to lose 200 pounds

Men they dream of mermaids, despite their fishy tails

If you don't meet their standards, those scoundrels set their sails

I say to all the wives ashore, don't let your poor hearts break

That mermaid might be cute on top, but she slithers like a snake

That mermaid might be cute on top, but she slithers like a snake

Unhappily married ladies, from all around the town

Have a little secret, that takes away their frowns

Your husband is a beast, a bastard, a pain in your rear

Go down to the seashore, to see if a siren's near

Go down to the seashore, to see if a siren's near