Every time we're in the PDX
The show, the after-party, then what's next?
We're making tracks to a little place
Just a couple miles along the interstate
I need a shitty steak
And my potato baked
Let's see some titties shake
It's been a crazy week
I need to wet my beak
Just get me to the Greek
They takin' off their clothes
We're eatin rubber toast
It's tasting pretty gross
They're showing off their thongs
Dancing to Slayer songs
We're staying way too long!
Acropolis Now!
Call me a pervert and a Dirty Bird
Ain't nothin' wrong with some surf and turf
Always remember you should tip the staff
Don't nobody wanna see a naked lady mad!
I need a shitty steak
And my potato baked
Let's see some titties shake
It's been a crazy week
I need to wet my beak
Just get me to the Greek
They takin off their clothes
We're eatin rubber toast
It's tasting pretty gross
They're showing off their thongs
Dancing to Slayer songs
We're staying way too long!
Acropolis Now!
I need a shitty steak
And my potato baked
Let's see some titties shake
It's been a crazy week
I need to wet my beak
Just get me to the Greek
They takin off their clothes
We're eatin rubber toast
It's tasting pretty gross
You just don't understand
You just don't get it
It's a tradition, tradition, TRADITION!
