(Ugh)

What the FUCK, man

I'm tryna sleep

(I'm tryna sleep!)

And honestly, it's fine with me

(Leave me alone)

If you go ahead

Just let me be

(Let me be)

I'll catch up with you in a minute

When I do the damn relay, I'll win it

(Winnin' at everything

Everything, I'm winnin' at)

That's the sound of me sleepin'

Please just let me just sleep in

I am deep in my thoughts

I'm dreamin' 'bout what I lost

Oh wait, I didn't lose shit

'Cause I am winnin' at all and everything that I did

(Oh yeah, oh yeahhh)

I'm awake now

Wait, how the fuck did I miss

The break down of events?

I'm a pirate with a bandana on my face

Flunk, outta bounds

Big titties out

Get litty now

Sip fifty ounce

Rich city town

Bitch, quit it out

Get in the house

Throw in the towel

All these bitches drunk all around me

They rowdy

I think I'm on my own

My roommate's nowhere to be found, he's

Gettin' high up in the sky

With these stoners right

Where I cannot find

He's outta sight

I guess I'll just go down zip line

Or slip-n-slide and bust my shit

(Oh, shit!)

But I'll be fine

(Why?)

'Cause I'm a tough kid, but I'm not to be fucked with

So you won't wanna upset me up on some dumb shit

Best believe we're flunkin'

'Cause we didn't study, but I'm here with my buddies

(Chillin')

Oh shit, why are we muddy?

Did it get really ugly?

I think that shit got bloody

I think we got in a tussle with Russell and all his uncles

(Damn)

(That makes sense)

Flunk, outta bounds

Big titties out

Get litty now

Sip fifty ounce

Rich city town

Bitch, quit it out

Get in the house

Throw in the towel

(You're drunk)

So Flunk Day is a day on campus in our Spring term

When all classes are cancelled, and it's basically just like a field day

And, you know, it's always themed, usually based off of movies

My first one, my freshman year, was called Pirates of the Flunk

Like Pirates of the Caribbean, and that shit was fun as hell

They gave us, like, these bandanas and shit

Uh, my second year, it was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Flunktory

They gave out chocolates and stuff like that

The third year, I don't even remember it 'cause it got rained on that year

Which is kinda fitting 'cause it was called Flunkin' Under the Sea, but I didn't really do much

And then my senior year, unfortunately, it was COVID

So they had to do this virtual thing for the week

But I still made the most of it, and it was pretty fun

But, that's Flunk Day

I hope you guys all enjoyed!