Shower Beer

I fished a butt out of a pile of cigarettes in my ashtray

I could have gone to grab a pack, the store was just a block away

My brain feels like it's bleeding

Don't know how I'm still breathing

Alphabet soup spelled you're a fool, but I still ate it all the same

If you're asking me to follow

I will never be a no-show

You know I can never say no, no, no, no, no

I've got a fear of missing out

I wanna get drunk and slip up

I need to be talked about

Don't act like you won't miss me

I'll sip another beer in the shower

Baby, I'll be ready soon

I'll sip another beer in the shower

Baby, then I'm coming for you

Falling in love has never stopped me from taking shots with lots of men

So take my picture, I'll get a pitcher and get the guys to pay for them

Keep on asking me to follow

I will never be a no-show

You know I can never say no, no, no, no, no

I've got a fear of missing out

I wanna get drunk and slip up

I need to be talked about

Don't act like you won't miss me

I'll sip another beer in the shower

Baby, I'll be ready soon

I'll sip another beer in the shower

Baby, then I'm coming for you

Hot water and a cold Coors Light

Babe, can you wash my hair?

I've got my hands full, I was up all night

I've got a fear of missing out

I wanna get drunk and slip up

I need to be talked about

Don't act like you won't miss me

I'll sip another beer in the shower

Baby, I'll be ready soon

I'll sip another beer in the shower

Baby, then I'm coming for you

Baby, then I'm coming for you

Baby, then I'm coming for you

Baby, then I'm coming for you

Baby, then I'm coming for you

I'll sip another beer in the shower

I'll sip another beer in the shower