The Findings

Seething with the rage of contentment Struggling through all the monument Halls of pixie dolls and urine stalls And the starlit night Passage of the 26th amendment The youth movement always prevails And then the youth movement always fails They've got terrible timing I'm gonna level with you, you look like a cartoon bunny You look like something that shouldn't be let out of jail You'll be the scariest thing in the shining And those are the findings And those are the findings I'm not gonna sit here and tell you I haven't consulted a chart I'm not gonna sit here and tell you that I don't steal your mail And it's said I can't love anyone better But sometimes I can't handle the emotion or weather Still, the contract is fully binding And those are the findings Outsource concession speeches, factory-made headstones Come for the orders and stay for the horrors She was a bronze medalist at The Olympics of Nice She had a short-term loan on a long distant life We were star-crossed haters, we were second-string ghosts You had a way with the lock pick, I had a way with the toast But more, much more than this You did it my way And those are the findings And those are the findings