Scoochie (Scoochie)

Uhm... Boochie

Are you a boob guy?

Or a butt guy?

None of the above guy

I'm a hat man

I like a girl with a big old hat

Yuh

I was awestruck when she walked in (Oh my gosh!)

Not her bod but how she topped it

Lookin' so fine with the long brim

And she clothesline people often (Watch out, watch out)

Takin' up some space in the club

And I don't give a dang 'bout the butt

You got a curvy hat

Damn girl, where's the Derby at?

Girl, your bucket hat is fuckin' fat

How much padding did you stuff in that?

I think she got some work done 'cause she's wearing a construction hat

Girl, you've got the biggest hat I've ever seen before

On your head

(Are you kidding me?)

I can't even fathom how it got between the door on the way in

Can I weigh it?

She sent me a pic at work, had to close it fast

In the pic she's fully clothed with a bowler hat

Girl you know you're bad

Fuck a titty, show me where is the fedora at

An enormous ass brim like 83 inches

Like she came to see Seabiscuit

Three hats - that's a triple crown, dear

She snapped, said "my eyes are down here"

Girl, you've got the biggest hat I've ever seen before

On your head (Okay, okay)

(Okay, okay)

I can't even fathom how it got between the door on the way in

Can I weigh it?