Beer Goggles

I don't love you but I want to Just give me something I can hold on to Come on baby and speed your lust to me Here's my number on a cocktail napkin Think about it like a loaded weapon Cock the hammer and point that thing at me Why don't you call Why don't you call Why don't you call Kill me for the thrill of it all I want someone, anyone Tall ones, short ones, skinny ones I want someone, anyone You spend your nights at home crying I spend mine death defying I call it testing morality So pull the goggles down over your eyes And say good night to the rest of the barflies I'm forever yours temporarily Why don't you call Why don't you call Why don't you call Kill me for the thrill of it all I want someone, anyone Drunk ones, spun ones, anyone I want someone, anyone Fat ones, whacked ones, give me some I want someone, anyone Spend some, rent one, lend me one Fun ones, dumb ones, gypsy chicks on rocks Done ones, even chicks with chicken pox I want someone, anyone I want someone, anyone I want someone, anyone I want someone, anyone Drunk ones, spun ones, give me some I want someone, anyone Fat ones, whacked ones, anyone I want someone, anyone