Tea Lady

Let me tell you a story About a lady we all know (we know) She heard there's a story And she'd really like to know (please take a seat) So fill up her drink As she takes her seat Tell her secrets that you won't mind if spilt She's a Tea Lady She just wants the tea She's a Tea Lady She just wants the tea Oh I just keep it sweet No milk, just honey please She's a Tea Lady Little does she know this one's about her Sit quiet, I'ma need you to listen Cause you're already acting like a prick (the list goes on) With ya' big mouth Got no friends that can trust ya cause you dunno what a secret is Well, we know, you go around telling everyone (everyone) Feel special spilling others misery Tea Lady She just wants the tea She's a Tea Lady She just wants the tea Oh I just keep it sweet No milk, just honey please (oh no no no no) She's a tea lady (Oh yeah, wait) Social ques I think you missed it (yeah you missed it) Talk of the town, girl you really took the biscuit (oh my) Got your news from the vine Never stuttering did you rehearse your lines? (she's an actor) She holds it down she's an anchor Gossip flowing in as if she a teleprompter She heard it from B Whilst standing next to her Can't be mad at me I'm just saying what I heard (I'm not involved) Tea Lady She just wants the tea She's a Tea Lady She just wants the tea Oh I just keep it sweet No milk, just honey please She's a Tea Lady No na na na no