How you doing, bro?

Uh, okay, except I broke up with my ex last night

What?! Why? She's kinda cute!

The whore cheated on me with her boss

That's sucks man, I've had the same shit recently

Damn, screw relationships

You mean relationshits? (Ha-ha-ha-ha)

Ha-ha-ha, yeah

Uh, by the way, have you heard of Shrezzers?

No

I was on Facebook yesterday, and uh, just came across 'em

Looks like these guys just released the album

Oh, alright

Yeah, yeah, you gotta check it out

They got this sax dude and he's so epic

So epic, for real?

Yeah, uh-ha

And, oh, there's the dude who sings in Spanish, or French, or whatever it is (ha-ha)

Yeah, anyway he's got a great voice

The guitarists are totally sick

The drummer screams as well as he plays

You're gonna love it, dog

Dude, totally rad

What was that?

Oh, man, I think we're stuck

Oh, I'm fucked, dude

I've an important meeting in a couple of minutes

Damn, that's sucks

Well, I guess I'm good

I was already late for my job but now I got an official excuse, mm-ha-ha

Well, so what are we gonna do?

I guess we'll just wait for a mechanic to fix the elevator or something?

Eh, well shit, while we're waitin' let's check out this Shrezzers album

Oh, alright, well, nothing else to do

Play that shit!

Ha