J.S.F.

So you just finished work

It's the end of the day

And your job fucking sucks

Yeah we all feel that way

Well here's a little tip

That can help you settle down

What is it?

Just hold on I'll fucking tell you

All it takes is just one word

And it might sound crazy

Yeah it might be absurd

But honestly it's made a big difference

In my life

Okay can you tell me now

Dude I don't even fucking know who you are

I share this tip with my colleagues

Except for Janet cause she is a bitch

And they've had nothing but

Positive reviews

Well all you have to say

Is fuck

Fuck

If you scream fuck once a day

Scream fuck once a day

It temporarily makes things feel okay

But afterwards it's back to feeling shitty

So just say

Fuck