Sunday, the Ridgely Theatre in Fort Worth had the biggest day in its entire history

It sold more than The Godfather, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Superman, and Love Story

Are you sorry, sir, that you brought your son along to see Alien

No, ma'am, I think he should have seen it

It's something that he needs to know that things like that could happen in life

That could be a true story

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Alien boy, Alien sauce, Alien sauce, Alien sauce, Alien shit

Fucking bitch from the back, she my damn bitch

Fucking bitch from my back, she my real bitch

Yeah, she gon' suck this dick

Alien dick, Alien dick, Alien dick, Alien dick, Alien butt, Alien butt, Alien butt

Ha ha ha

Alien, yeah

Ha ha ha