Mastermind Specialism

Couldn't make a decision

On mastermind specialism

No career, no religion

Another year, no precision

I am the lamb you had for your tea

And I am the tiger who came

I am the bag you boiled her in

The water, the teeth, the flame

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

Pulled taut by the ultimatum

Maybe spotlights aren't for me

Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy

Nosferatu, Tarrant's teeth

Did you hear about the wife?

Who never made it down the aisle?

Did you hear about the child?

Halfway down, he hopped the slide

Bittersweet and less is more

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Doctor Who and doublethink

The path not took, fork in the road

Hmm, hmm, hmm

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

Hmm (Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor)

Hmm (Singer, porn star, writer, thief)

Hmm (Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy)

Hmm (Nosferatu, Tarrant's teeth)

Hmm (Did you hear about the wife?)

Hmm (Who never made it down the aisle?)

Hmm (Did you hear about the child?)

Hmm (Halfway down, he hopped the slide)

Hmm (Bittersweet and less is more)

Hmm (Damned if you do, damned if you don't)

Hmm (Doctor Who and doublethink)

Hmm (The path not took, fork in the road)

Hmm