Rodrick Rules

I read your little diary

Or journal, I should say

You wrote about your failures

You gave yourself away

I know about your secrets

I've seen inside your mind

You wiped out Löded Diper

I'll wipe out your behind

Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules

Rodrick's got you feeling scared

Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules

Rodrick's really glad you shared

Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules

Rodrick's gonna make you pay

'Cause what I'm tryna say is Rodrick rules

Give it back

Now here's a tasty tippet

Well, isn't that a shame?

You ditched those kindergartners

Let Rowley take the blame

What?

Don't worry

I'm not gonna tell mom and dad about it

Thank God

I'll tell the world on TikTok

One 60-second post

I press a little button and you're toast

Wait a minute!

Your reputation is crushed in three, two, one

I'll pay you

Say what?

Mom bucks, ninety-nine thousand mom bucks

Just delete that and it's all yours

Pleasure doing business with you, whoo!

Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules

Thanks for giving me your dough

Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules

Greg, I think I gotta go

Lousy friend, friendships end

But I'll always be your bro

I'll never be outdone

'Cause I'm the oldest son

Yeah, here's rule number one

Rodrick rules