Mulholland Drive

From the top of Mulholland Drive

In a land where dreams go to diet

The city lights at night look like a million alien eyes

All whispering to me, “just try it”

I see the signs each and every day

Don’t feed coyotes, and chihuahua ran away

Constant sunshine, it peels away my paint

And I’m just a faded photograph

If I wanna dance with a woman who looks like a man

Or a man who looks like a female Bobby Peru

Oh I will

It’s such a thrill

It’s what I’ll do

From the top of Micheltorena

I hear the whirlybirds go by

Under the glow of a slow-waxing gibbous

Foments my theory it’s all a lie

I see the signs each and every day

Science is fiction, trust the MMA

Constant sunshine

Evaporates my brain

I only need two weeks of rain

If I want to dance under the 101

Feet towards the sky and my buns out to the sun

Screaming at traffic, “I’m the only one”

Oh I will

I am ill

I am gone

Oh I will

Oh I will

Please send help