Lawful Evil

We chose a life of heroic villainy Seeking to take all we see The laws of the land will not be our command Perish or meet our demand Fortune fuels our greed machine, a FEAST of flesh and gold Sinful instruments of death, the last sight you'll behold Because we're Lawful Evil Killing for the life we want We're Lawful Evil Not afraid to die because We're Lawful Evil Stealing everything in sight Straying from the path of light We're fearsome warriors of might We're Lawful Evil Embrace the waves of chaotic harmony Basking in frivolity Aligned by a code, both moral and corrupt Whiskey soaked and aimed to disrupt Freely killing those opposed and stealing all their SHIT Conquering the mighty seas, a game we cannot quit Because we're Lawful Evil Killing for the life we want We're Lawful Evil Not afraid to die because We're Lawful Evil Stealing everything in sight Straying from the path of light We're fearsome warriors of might We're Lawful Evil Lawful Evil Killing for the life we want We're Lawful Evil Not afraid to die because We're Lawful Evil Stealing everything in sight Straying from the path of light We're fearsome warriors of might We're Lawful Evil Killing for the life we want We're Neutral Evil Not afraid to die cause We're Chaotic Evil Stealing everything in sight Straying from the path of light We're fearsome warriors of might Actually we're clearly Chaotic Evil My Arm!