Stoned and Starving

I was walkin' through Ridgewood, Queens

I was flippin' through magazines

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving

Well, I was readin' ingredients

Asking myself, "Should I eat this?"

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving

I was scratchin' off silver ink

I was deciding what to drink

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving

And I was walkin' through Ridgewood, Queens

And I was flippin' through magazines

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving

Well, I was walkin' through Ridgewood, Queens

I was flippin' through magazines

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving

I was debatin' Swedish fish

Roasted peanuts or licorice

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving

I was holdin' some wadded bills

I was reading that smokin' kills

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving

And I was walkin' through Ridgewood, Queens

I was flippin' through magazines

I was so (Stoned and starving)

So stoned and starving