But I do, that's my favorite job

Even from doing any other job

And kids, man, I'm not going to try to preach to you

But man, love on your parents

That is a hard job

That is such a hard job, man

There's, you know, there's sad moments

I mean, you know, I shouldn't talk about it

Anyway, okay, let's just do it

'Cause I may be the only one

But anybody get really sad whenever you realize

That your son's too big to toss up in the air?

Anybody go through that?

Okay, I knew that was dumb, sorry

That happened last week

That's why I was bringing it up

I know that's so awkward, but it was weird because

I had to tell my dad, quit throwing me up

I'm a big boy and

But it is, and it's not all sad

It's just sometimes it's difficult, but there's a lot of joy

There's so much joy in being a father or a mother

You know what my favorite moment is so far as a dad?

I used to think about it before I was a dad

I was like, "Is it going to be their birth?

Is it going to be teaching to ride a bike, a graduation?"

Which is not going to happen in my case

But no, like, you know, my favorite, and parents back me up

My favorite moment so far as a dad was the day

That none of them had to ride in a car seat

Anybody else? Absolutely, you guys with me on that?

Is the car seat not the most frustrating?

Because you don't know which way does it turn?

How do we do it?

Do we have to buckle it in?

Now we got to strap it

Where does the duct tape go? You know, right?

It's so, you know who made the car seat?

I looked it up, it shocked me

It was Satan

I thought that was a brand name, Satan

No, it was

I think back in, I think if car seats were popular when Job was around

I don't think that Satan would have killed anybody

He would have just given Job 200 kids and 200 car seats just like now

It is so frustrating, right?

And in Texas, it's based on the kid's weight

That's a bad idea

Because by my third child, I was fattening him up like a hog going off to the state fair

I was like, "Xander, we're taking a trip to California

You need to hit those Twinkies, buddy, okay?

No more fresh air for you"

That's not very mature

That's actually another hard part about being a parent, is you have to be mature all the time

And it's difficult, right?

Like it's-, even flying in today

I just got over losing my voice

Like I just, it was gone

And so I got on this morning, and I was, my voice was like, you know

And the flight attendant saw that, and he was bringing me some tea

But he also had an eye patch

I am an adult

I should be able to look past it, no

It was all I could do not to shout out, arm me, Metty, bring me a goblet of something tasty

I had to fight that

So p-, yeah, kids, man, know that it's a tough job