Straight Talker

So anyway, Donald Trump

Now don't get me wrong

He's a lot of fun

And there's a little bit of me, there's a little bit of me

That when, like, that thinks, fuck it, let's do it

Let's do it and see how fucking crazy shit can get

Because he's just, 'cause what happens is

He says really simple shit that means nothing

And then fucking dummies, right?

If you've ever said this sentence

I like him because he's a straight talker

You're as dumb as shit

Just because someone says something simple

That you understand

Doesn't mean they're a straight talker

You can say complex things and be telling the truth

But like, because he goes, I'm gonna make American great again

And you're like, I got every word in that sentence

He's like, I'm gonna build a wall

I've a wall at home

You're a straight talker

And then he just says shit that won't happen

Gotta build a wall and Mexico's gonna pay for it

Who, well, I haven't heard a Mexican yet go, oh yeah, we got this

What are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?

That's just saying shit

He's like a kid running for class president

Who's just walking around going, and we're gonna have two lunches

And there's gonna be a soda machine in every classroom

Nashville football rules

But here's, here's where it doesn't get fun

And that's all, it's good fun

But here's where it's not fun, right?

What he does, is he preys on fear

As soon as he, in the beginning it was all Mexicans

They're coming over and they're raping

And there was a terrorist attack and he went

Ah, fuck, I'll go after the Muslims, ah

We should kill the families of Muslims

Which by the way, you're not allowed to do

And then it's just, and then he starts saying

After the Paris attacks we should

We should put every Muslim on a register

And we shouldn't let any more refugees come in from Syria

And the Muslims that live here are on a register

That means ISIS win

As soon as he says that ISIS has fucking won

Right, because their plan to shoot people in Paris

That's not their end plan, they didn't kill 128 people and go

Ah, well that's that then

You know what I mean?

It's a recruitment tool and a recruitment tool can only work

If hate is bred

Right, so what he does is, he says, ah, we're gonna ban them

We're not gonna let any more in the country

And the ones here have to be on a register

Now you're a 16 year old boy or girl that's a Muslim

Living in this country, you've lived your entire life in this country

You've always considered yourself American

And then all of a sudden, someone who could be your president

Says, you are not welcome here

And that you should be put on a register

Now that kid, how fucking quickly do you think that kid

Could be radicalized now?

Before he wasn't gonna be radicalized at all

So what he's trying to do is

He's trying to defeat hate with hate

And hate doesn't beat hate, it's never fucking beaten hate

It just makes more hate

Now this might be the most hippie thing

That ever comes out of my mouth

But it's true, the only thing that can beat hate is love

Now love doesn't always beat hate

It doesn't always beat hate but it does do something

Right now, think about your own personal life

Think about a person who hates you and you hate them

From now on, just show that person nothing but love

Now I'm not saying for a second that that person will start loving you

They'll probably still fucking hate you

But one thing will happen

Eventually everyone will see the as the asshole

Don't be the asshole, America, don't be the asshole

So, to summarize, you can only beat hate with love

Now in saying that, I hate Muslims

Hang on, I didn't finish me sentence

I hate Muslims, I hate Christians, I hate the Amish, I hate Buddhists

I hate the snake people, I hate Jews, I don't know who I've missed here

Sheikhs, I hate all

Our fight in this world is not against Islam

It's against religion, be very clear about this

'Cause I can tell you this for sure

No one's head has ever been cut off in the name of Atheism

No one has ever cut into human flesh and looked down camera

And gone, in the name of nothing