I've got a special hat

Mmhmm!

Woke up this morning feeling super!

Where is the butler?

Pass me the butter

My muffins are freshly baked

Wake up and I stretch and shake

My life, well yes, it's great

Like I live on a slice of special cake

With loads of ingredients

If my home is my castle

Then that's most convenient

'Cause my home is a castle

And I laugh at the top of my turrets!

My drawbridge is over a moat filled with tea

And I'm so far above it

I just love it

This life of mine

Life everyday is a prize that shines

Lighting my way through the unsightly times

To the stage where I find that the mic is mine

I love it, to see the friendly faces

Few are strangers in my fan bases

I love them almost paternally

I have an orangutan serving me

Is that so eccentric?

Invention just means "be open ended"

So if you're special but no one said it

Shout it out with me

It's all so splendid, splendid!

Yes indeed!

It's splendid

I'm really pleased

It's splendid

Well isn't that nice?

It's splendid

So sing it twice!

It's splendid

Yes indeed!

I'm really pleased

It's splendid

Well, isn't that nice?

It's splendid!

Hahaha!

(That took it out of me

Where am I again?

Oh yes, there we go...)

The fresh smell of a newly mowed lawn

First cup of joy on a misty morn

When you sip from a dark brew

In a sharp suit watching cartoons

Your very own baby

Flame-haired ladies

Lovely roast hen with Yorkshires and gravy

Or a ride where you scream for joy on a steam-powered flying machine

Or a scene from your new ambition played in the present tense

Or some sentiments sent from a loved one to end offense

Or eleven pence paid for a Marmoquin

Sitting at a bar with a glass of Pimm's

Getting what you want for your birthday

Or watching the Las Vegas mermaids

Sitting in a deck chair listening to sea

Or listening to me

Knowing that you said what you said

And you meant it because

Everything is ever so splendid!

Yes indeed!

I'm really pleased

It's splendid

Well, isn't that nice?

It's splendid

So sing it twice!

It's splendid!