Hello, whoever you are

You just found a cassette tape hidden in my bedroom

Isn't that strange?

Why would he be hiding anything?

Michael!

Don't leave me here!

Michael!

Michael!

Help me!

So there you go

And now that you've heard this you should know

That I check this spot every day to see if this tape has moved

I've seen it so many times I'll be able to notice even the slightest difference

I will know

So you better put it back Michael

As neatly as you can

And start running

I'm back