Six Pack From Here

They come to my uncle's bar

For an ice cold beer

Askin how far to go

Out in the middle of no where

And he'd say

It's about a

Six pack from here

If you measure miles in beer

But if you want to make it alive

You better not drink and drive

I guess at ten minutes

A beer;

It'd be 'bout an hour damn near

But I've always been

Better at beer than telling time

My Uncle always claimed

He poured a million beers;

And if you did the math

Added up his years;

Through recessions and depressions

One thing never changed

And that was clear;

Time and distance to my Uncle

Was always just a matter of beer

It's about a Six pack from here

If you measure miles in beer

But if you want to make it alive;

You better not drink and drive

I guess at ten minutes

A beer;

It'd be 'bout an hour

Damn near

But I've always been

Better at beer than telling time

My Uncle used to say

I'm gonna pass away

Just in time;

Politically incorrect

And past my prime;

I'll know the distance to my destination

When it's time; awe when it's time

It's about a six pack from here

If you measure miles in beer

But if you want to make it alive;

You better not drink and drive

I guess at ten minutes

A beer;

It'd be 'bout an hour

Damn near

But I've always been

Better at beer than telling time

Yeah I've always been

Better at beer

Than telling time